⚖️ Case Dossier #NEMER-C0669
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🔥 1,758 Jury Votes • ❤️ 847
Case #NEMER-C0669 — Diwan Al-Sultan Court: We have a co-worker who every time he enters a meeting, he tells us, “We have to set up In Mind KPIs,” and the problem i...
💬 Full Problem & Question Submitted to Sultan El-Nemer:
We have a co-worker who every time he enters a meeting, he tells us, “We have to set up In Mind KPIs,” and the problem is that in the end, he never delivers a report on time and throws the work on us! How do we respond to this international philosopher in front of the manager? 😂
🦁 Official Verdict by Sultan El-Nemer (المعلم سلطان النمر)
👑 Ruled by Principles, Custom & Law
The one who says, “We have to set up the KBI Mind” mode, is using the “empty loud volume” system, adding English spice to meaningless words to make sure he didn’t do the job at all! 😂 The professional advice that stops him in a second: As soon as he finishes this complex sentence, he smiles and says in front of the manager in fluent Arabic: “Very nice words. I mean, your file will be received on what day, at exactly what time?”... Punctuality reveals the meaning of slogans immediately 👑💼😂.
📌 What Happened After Applying Sultan’s Verdict:
✅ After applying the advice and judgment of teacher Sultan Al-Nimr, the dispute was resolved and the right was fully restored according to the principles and law 👑⚖️
👥 Public Jury Comments & Opinions (100)
⚖️ ماجد الزهراني 🇸🇦
منذ 45 دقيقة
Wisdom when it comes forward with authentic Egyptian wit on the topic of the colleague who inserts the word “English” into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and cosmopolitan by immediately interfering with the mind: Address him in clear, sophisticated Arabic and ask him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans 🦁💯
⚖️ فهد المطيري 🇰🇼
منذ 30 دقيقة
The sweetest million likes for the Sultan’s rule about the colleague who inserts the word “English” into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and cosmopolitan. Indeed, he is a lover of double terms. He who says, “I made a handla for Task so that Target can fit the budget.” He needs to deal with him by addressing him in clear, sophisticated Arabic and asking him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans 👏😂
⚖️ فلاح الخالدي 🇸🇦
منذ ساعة وربع
In the Sultan’s court, there is no problem that does not have an intelligent solution, and in the colleague who inserts the word English into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and international, the magic solution is to address him in clear and sophisticated Arabic and ask him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans, without a doubt 🦁👏
⚖️ خليفة السويدي 🇦🇪
منذ 4 ساعات
From the end, in the dialogue with the colleague who inserts the word English into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and international: Sultan Dastur’s words, and the plan to address him in clear and elegant Arabic and asking him to explain the practical idea with numbers and not with slogans is what will raise the lover of double terms who says, “I made a handla for the task so that Target meets the budget with taste” 😂💯
⚖️ شريف الزناتي
منذ 15 دقيقة
Don’t waste your peace of mind because of the lover of double terms who says, “I made a hand-me-down for Task so that Target can fit in with Budget” on the subject of the colleague who inserts the word “English” into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is cultured and international. The simple and effective solution is to address him in clear, sophisticated Arabic and ask him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans ✨
⚖️ أحمد الجندي
منذ 3 ساعات
Long live Master Sultan Al-Nimr! Leave the Court of Diwan with joy, wisdom, and practical advice for the colleague who inserts the word English into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and international by addressing him in clear and sophisticated Arabic and asking him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans 🦁😂
⚖️ د. سلمى حجازي
منذ 38 دقيقة
If every person who met the lover of double terms who says, “I made a handla for Task so that Target can fit in with Budget,” was in the position of the colleague who inserts the word “English” into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is educated and international, and addressed him in a clear, sophisticated Arabic language and asked him to explain the practical idea in numbers, not in slogans, the world would be much more delicious 😂👏
⚖️ أستاذ مدحت زهران
منذ دقيقتين
I imagined the look of a lover of double terms who says, “I made a hand-me-down for Task so that Target can fit in with Budget.” In the incident of the colleague who inserts the word “English” into every Arabic sentence in a funny way in meetings to prove that he is cultured and international, the first thing you apply to him is to address him in clear, sophisticated Arabic and ask him to explain the practical idea with numbers, not with slogans.. a comedy movie scene 😂🔥
❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Case #NEMER-C0669
What is Sultan El-Nemer's official verdict on Case #NEMER-C0669 (We have a colleague at work who every time he enters a meeting, he tells us, “We need to set up InMind KPIs,” and the problem is...)?
The one who says, “We have to set up the KBI Mind” mode, is using the “empty loud volume” system, adding English spice to meaningless words to make sure he didn’t do the job at all! 😂 The professional advice that stops him in a second: As soon as he finishes this complex sentence, he smiles and says in front of the manager in fluent Arabic: “Very nice words. I mean, your file will be received on what day, at exactly what time?”... Punctuality reveals the meaning of slogans immediately 👑💼😂.
What happened after applying Sultan El-Nemer's ruling in Case #NEMER-C0669?
The ruling and advice of Master Sultan Al-Nimr was applied, the dispute was resolved according to principles and law, and the right was restored.
How does Diwan Al-Sultan resolve disputes like Case #NEMER-C0669?
Diwan Al-Sultan combines Egyptian & Arab customary principles (Osool), Sharia fairness, practical legal steps, and public jury voting to deliver a decisive resolution.